Random
Source Code
Random
A Scottish tool for pounding on things.
Aye, Connor, hand me that mc hammer, I've gotta drive a nail inta this piece a wood.
144👍 51👎
To get really hammered and spend all your cash.
crofish: "Hey man you wanna go to 3 beans for coffee this arvo?"
muzzy: "Nah I cant go dude, I dont have any cash left cause I got MC hammered last night at East."
28👍 10👎
To slap your partners forhead with your cock while cumming during oral sex.
To perform an MC Hammer you MUST be standing up- UNDER THE CONDITION that your partner does NOT want you to cum in her mouth.
Right before orgasm you shake your legs and say "uhoh! uhoh, uhoh-uhoh! STOP!" - Pull out - Begin to bang your dick on her forhead while cumming and say "HAMMER TIME!"
78👍 51👎
when a hand randomly launches out of a persons ass. comonly happens after watching and/or dancing to the mc hammer video " you cant touch this". more commonly refered to "hammer time!'
i saw a guy at the club who got the mc hammer!
A showboating flamboyant rapper from the early nineties. In 1990, off the back of a few lame songs, MC Hammer bought a $12million house and a fleet of luxury cars. Six years later, it all got reposessed when he declared himself bankrupt.
Can be used to describe anyone who optimisticly flashes the cash only to lose it all due to their over-optimism.
As soon as he got a promotion he bought a Ferrari, big house and some artwork expecting to get promoted again and pay it all off before he was 25. But he instead got fired for crashing the car into his Boss' 1980 Rolls-Royce Phantom VI state luaderlet convertible limosuine while showing off.
Now all his shit got repo'd, his phine bitch left him, and he lives with his parents.
Now
65👍 56👎
The only rapper to ever have talent.
MC hammer could beat Eminem's ass any day of the week.
73👍 119👎
ill give him the benifit of the doubt and call him a 2 hit wonder (due to the mild sucess of 2 legit to quit, the cause of his bankruptcy (spent more money on the song and video than he made)) but he definitly DID NOT do whoomp there it is, that was tag team..........unless he was in tag team, but i dobut it
my my my my music hits me - so hard
makes me say OH MY LORD
8👍 33👎