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1. An abbreviation for the words Miss Lady.
2. A even shorter abbreviation for MILF (mother I'd like to f*ck)
Definition number 2 is pretty cool, because most older woman know the term MILF... ML? and they're probably assuming major leagues ? haha
Two men at work.
"Oh man, ML on aisle 11!"
"What? You can't be serious. that's like a 6 out of 10"
Two friends talkin about relationships
"I heard you got a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, she's my ML now"
Two friends at a cougar bar.
"Damn I'd let that ML saddle me down to the floor!"
"Chea right, i'd let that ML tie my ankles to my..""
"uh.. naw man too far.
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ML= Miller Lite
BL=Bud Light
DP=Diet Pepsi
DC=Diet Coke
DRB=Dient Rootbeer
SM=Sierra Mist
MD=Mt. Dew
DMD=Diet Mt. Dew
Abbreviations for popular beverages.
"Get me an ML please."
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Major League Soccer. Formed in 1993 in the United States, the league as of 2009 has fifteen teams throughout North America. Attendance has been steadily growing in recent years, and if pace continues, it will overtake the NHL in popularity and profit.
Teams as of 2009:
(Eastern Conference)
Chicago Fire
Columbus Crew
DC United (Washington, D.C.)
Kansas City Wizards
New England Revolution (Foxborough, MA)
New York Red Bulls (East Rutherford, NJ)
Toronto FC
(Western Conference)
Chivas USA (Carson, CA)
Colorado Rapids (Commerce City, CO)
FC Dallas (Frisco, TX)
Houston Dynamo
Los Angeles Galaxy
Reál Salt Lake (Sandy, UT)
San Jose Earthquakes
Seattle Sounders
MLS plans to add three more teams by 2011, in Philadelphia PA, Portland OR, and Vancouver BC.
Emo1337: Yo, dude, let's go downtown this weekend. MLS!
Kr\/nkt45T!c: Your life sucks?
Emo1337: LOL, WTF? No, Major League Soccer! The Galaxy are gonna be in town, and we gotta see Beckham before he runs on back to England!
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An acronym for Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the U.S.
Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.
Nigel: I say, Paddy, I do believe this looks like an American MLS match on satellite.
Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!
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1) Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the United States. Founded 1993. See also NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, and if you're feeling generous, WNBA. There are no other definitions for this acronym in popular use in the United States, at least not by anyone older than 15.
2) My Life Sucks. Typically used by whiny teenagers who don't have internet connections or access to Urban Dictionary, or they would know this was replaced by FML years ago... a term which is not only more common, but has its own website, wiki, Urban Dictionary page, and line of t-shirts.
1) Peter: MLS has 16 teams now.
Paul: I don't care.
2) Jack: Hello, I am your boyfriend Jack. My parents grounded me this weekend. ZOMG MLS WTF LOL.
Jill: FML
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more life - usually on someone’s birthday
ml to @jpecky my bro
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