monged

The feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (MDMA) and smoking weed.

After tugging on the bong I was well and truly monged

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Mong

Someone who acts like an idiot. Can also be used like "retard" to describe a disabled person, or as a racist term for Asians and Mongolians.

Joseph Maatouk is such a mong!
Mong is the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time.

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mong

an insult to somebody who is acting stupid or annoying

your pissing me off mong!

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mong

Descriptive noun. Short form of mongoloid.
Someone suffering mental handicap. Particularly Joey Deacon.
Precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v.
Passive racist term.

You mong.

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Mong

If you read this then you are a mong

You absolute mong

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Mong

Bad slur Emma says a lot

My sister used to call me a mong

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Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.

There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.

Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites

4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six

Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months

Person 2: What have you been upto?

Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!

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