MTS

Muffin
Topper
Syndrome

When a girl's pants are too tight and her fat rolls over the top-like a muffin

Roni: OMG look at her MTS it's like making me sick
Courtney: Ish, she should get larger pants

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MT

MT can be short or microtransactions and is sometimes used to refer to the sale of virtual goods in online games, like World of Warcraft.

Example:
That they'll (ex. Blizzard) get greedy and try to nickel-and-dime us with MTs.

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MTS

Money to spend. Significantly characterized by a person or persons who has nothing to do but spend ridiculous amounts of money. Not necessarily in the ultra-rich Paris Hilton super star manner. More specifically the: upper middle class, lives in the suburbs, more than 4 flat screen tv's in the house, cars that cost more than $50,000, wife buys children clothes and accessories from juicy coture, manner.

Must be nice!!

Normal person: Hi MTS friend, I just got home from work. What did you do all day?
MTS person: Work? what's that? Well, today I went to the gym for pilates, went to the spa for my nail and facial treatment, stopped at home to make sure the nanny wasn't letting the kids watch tv all day, met (name random mts friend here) for lunch at Cheesecake factory, and then went to Nordstroms to pick up a tie and some new socks for my husband!"

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MT

Morning tent, a tent-like shape on your pants due to an erection

To avoid an MT you could try jacking off before getting out of bed

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mts

Message Too Short

Usually, this term is made for posting in the forum, and it has character limits, from 10 letters to 2000 or so; if you write 4 characters to reply, it will disallow you to post because message is too short. So you just add "mts" after your message.

lol mts mts
nice /mts
cool mts

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MT

Many thanks

Really appreciate you help today, MT babe

MTS

You reach a really high level of retardation that you "MTS" and your brain doesn't function

Hey man did you hear what he said?
Yea dude this guy totally MTS'ED