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a truly amazing laptop, extremely fast and relatively cheap compared to other mac computers ($1100). I bought one last week and it hasnt failed me. where as my brother bought a dell xps and bam bye bye xps.
Me: Aaaaaaaah my macbook is sooo sweet
Brother: Grrrr i hate the crappy dell!
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Definiton #1: Pretty useless unless your recording music or running a bussiness.
Definition #2: The computer you own if you drive an SUV, drink Starbucks daily, and believe you are hip, mordern, and enviormental.
Definition #3: The computer you own if you enjoy rubbing unimportant things in peoples faces.
Definition #4: One of the most difficult things to opperate.
#1-
Joe: I'm going to go play Sims 2 on my MacBook!
Bob: Wtf? You can do that much easier on a PC.
#2-
*Talking on Blackberry*
"Hold on babe, let me go run by Starbucks and then I'll go google it on my MacBook."
#3-
Kyle: Haha! Your pc sucks, my Macbook is so fucking cooler!
#4-
"Wtf? Why do I even need that thing on the side?"
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Surfing the web in the act of using a MacBook, preferably with an exciting, outgoing attitude.
"Honey, get off the computer."
"Not now, Mom. I'm MacBooking."
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Apples laptop with a 5 hour battery life.Period
I have a MAC!!!!!!
Mac?
Yes that overpriced computers by apple.
Did you pay $999 for a laptop that does the same as one from $499.
Yes if you want a black color and 200 MHz more you pay 1399
Dude serious, how are the graphics in cod4
It doest even open cod4 cuz it has a bad graphics card.
Owh, Unreal tournament 3
Nope to bad,
Super mario 64 in a emulator
It works but the fan goes to 6200 rpm after 2 minutes playing.
Owh, how is battery life
5 Hours
OMG, my alienware only get 30 minutes
HAHAHA
My alienware with its Dual SLI 8800 GTX and 2,8 Ghz beats macbook.
Really, do you carry a diesel generator to play 1 hour
No i use "stealth" mode to get 2 hours battery life.
What? a B-2 Stealth bomber? OMG
No, then the Gpu and Cpu gets under clocked
Macs dont need that shit.
Macs are just too big overpriced iPods
Haha, my mac has a magnetic power cord.
My alienware has 2 1000 watt power supplies to keep it just running.
Lol, mine is only 70 watt
Do you have a backlit keyboard,
No, you need to go pro for that ($2000)
Do you have customizable lights everywhere
No just a White apple on the back and a green caps lock light.
Lol i have 9 light zones.
Do you have a SMS
A what?
A Sudden Motion Sensor
No
When you lift my macbook a alarm goes off.
Lol, i have only 6 noisy fans to keep everything under 80 degrees Celsius.
I have only one silent fan.
Do you have a webcam built in
Yes its called a isight
A what.
A isight, thats apples name for a bad quality webcam
ROFLMAO
My lid will close with a magnet
Mine has 4 locks to keep it closed.
I have 2 speakers
OMG, i have seven just for the ultimate gaming experience
How much crashes vista?
Everytime, Shit it happens again (Bluescreen of death)
*User offline*
Hello
Are you there
Hello!!!!
Shit kernel panic screen
Hold down power button until computer turns off
*User offline*
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A laptop that is often trashed on urban dictionary by little broke dwarfs that will always and forever be too broke to buy one and ever experience the thing they are trashing.
person one: MacBooks are so gay.
Person two:SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BROKE DWARF NOT LIKE YOU CAN AFFORD ONE ANYWAY!
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A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.
"look at Sean on his his macbook-again"
"yeah,hes such a macbook wanker"
Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.
You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
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