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A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.
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See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard
The act of having sex with an armpit is called a sweaty machete
That girl didn’t shave her pits do I gave her a sweaty machete
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When the male penis becomes uncontrollably erect after the feeling of victory or pride, primarily because a video game.
The gamer got a chaotic machete after he got a victory royale on Fortnite with his duo partner.
a broken natty ice bottle that you use to gut people with.
i will gut you with a mexican machete
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After having anal sex, one takes their penis and strikes their sexual partner forcefully across the neck simulating the motion of a machete.
After so-so and so-so had anal sex with that girl he met at the bar, he gave her the old rusty machete.
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Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene.
Vocals - Q
Lead guitar - Dan
Guitar - Kevin
Bass - Eddie
Drums - Johnny
Check them out at www.geocities.com/machetemonksmusic/
"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"
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"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."
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