Mad Cow Disease

(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.

Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.

Mad Cow Disease

A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.

A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.

Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."

Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."

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Mad Cow disease

Feeding a cow animal by-product resulting in giving the cow serious constipation therefore having an angry cow.:{

The cow looks mad he must have that mad cow disease he has'nt shat for a Week

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Mad Cow Disease

your mother mid cycle

your mother during a heavy flow finding she has no sanitary towels in the house

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mad cow disease

what guys have when they don't want to or aren't willing to get rid of their ex girlfriends after already moving on to a new one.

that guy has some serious mad cow disease

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Mad Cow Disease

another way to say PMS

Why is PMS called PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken

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mad cow disease

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