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To make a blatantly obvious comment in an attempt to sound like an expert.
Comments much like the famed John Madden NFL commentator would make about how the team that scores the most points usually wins.
Sports commentators now days are becoming maddenized as they always say the obvious thing and rarely have much insight.
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The guy who is always depressed but doesn’t show it. He enjoys talking to people but he feels he is being annoyed. If he really likes someone he will not give up until he know that he’ll never be good enough for her.
Madden is depressed
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A white boy who doesn’t trust anyone or rely on anything but himself. Is a rude and disrespectful person who thinks they have all the hoes. Spelled the same way as that dumb little football game you can find on consoles and junk
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The seemingly real "switch" of winners in sports games back and forth in a grudge match, particularly in Fifa or Madden.
It's possible to win when you should lose, but it's harder. Maddenitis usually happens when the two players are around even skill level.
Person 1 and Person 2 are playing a sports game on their home console.
Person 1 starts off with the "upper hand" and plays with ease. This would mean that Player 2 has maddenitis, and next match, Player 1 will have it.
"Wow, the only reason you picked that was because of Maddenitis."
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A Football video game series where, in recent titles, it is way too easy to throw an interception. Only reason why I still play QB Club 99.
Man, I was playing Madden ’03 and I was throwing to Marvin Harrison and all of a sudden Troy Polamalu pops up out of nowhere, catches the ball, and returns it for a defensive touchdown…wtf, Troy Polamalu wasn’t even playing in ’03! This game’s fucked.
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Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.
"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"
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A sexual possision that involves fisting a girl whilst having anal with her at the same time. The possision is most sucessful when cock and fist are alternated in a piston style motion.
"I gave this girl The Madden last night. And this morning"
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