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Houdinis magic carpet

The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.

Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.

by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022


Magic Carpet Ride

Also known as a trifecta, a magic carpet ride is when a person takes a bong hit, followed by a bee sting and then finally an opiate.

"John won't be able to make the party tonight, because he took one too many Magic Carpet Rides."

by Boogalini July 07, 2022


Magic Carpet Ride

Two are having sex near a staircase. When the man is about to ejaculate you face her down towards the stairs. Give a good thrust and ride her down the stairs.

Me and my girlfriend took a Magic Carpet Ride last night.

by NightHausser December 16, 2009


Magic Carpet Airport

Magic Carpet Airport only lets Magic Carpet Airlines use its state of the arts facilities built it the year 30 bc it is the most beautiful airport architecturally of course. Magic Carpet Airport is a favourite amongst rappers. They like how quite and magical it really is.

Yo, you can't take a connecting flight from MCA ( Magic Carpet Airport) if you're not flying MCA ( Macgic Carpet Airlines)

by Dr m3ry3m November 13, 2011


Magic Carpet Ride

1.) sharing the same experience with someone else who is equally as high on marijuana as you are. 2.)knowing what the other person is thinking while both high on marijuana 3.) Being on the same wavelength as someone else while high on marijuana.

Me and Jess were so high last night that whenever we looked at each other we went on a magic carpet ride

by crazypants12 December 06, 2008


Manjeet's Magic Carpet

A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.

My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!

by Manjeet The Almighty March 01, 2009


magic carpet ride

Act of sex or, sometimes, toking up. Floor rug where sex occurs. Usually found during the Hippie Era in an overly small flat or back of a van, pickup, or ground. Used because it's better for your back then the floor\wall\VW bugg.

After a few sticks, Snogmaster took Sunflower for a magic carpet ride.

by - February 02, 2004