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When you shove 100 dollar bills up someones ass and they fart them out and make them fly like Aladdins magic carpet.
Bro, the other night we got some strippers and had them Aladdins Magic Carpet through the living room
Also known as a trifecta, a magic carpet ride is when a person takes a bong hit, followed by a bee sting and then finally an opiate.
"John won't be able to make the party tonight, because he took one too many Magic Carpet Rides."
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Two are having sex near a staircase. When the man is about to ejaculate you face her down towards the stairs. Give a good thrust and ride her down the stairs.
Me and my girlfriend took a Magic Carpet Ride last night.
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Magic Carpet Airport only lets Magic Carpet Airlines use its state of the arts facilities built it the year 30 bc it is the most beautiful airport architecturally of course. Magic Carpet Airport is a favourite amongst rappers. They like how quite and magical it really is.
Yo, you can't take a connecting flight from MCA ( Magic Carpet Airport) if you're not flying MCA ( Macgic Carpet Airlines)
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1.) sharing the same experience with someone else who is equally as high on marijuana as you are. 2.)knowing what the other person is thinking while both high on marijuana 3.) Being on the same wavelength as someone else while high on marijuana.
Me and Jess were so high last night that whenever we looked at each other we went on a magic carpet ride
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A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.
My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!
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Act of sex or, sometimes, toking up. Floor rug where sex occurs. Usually found during the Hippie Era in an overly small flat or back of a van, pickup, or ground. Used because it's better for your back then the floor\wall\VW bugg.
After a few sticks, Snogmaster took Sunflower for a magic carpet ride.
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