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A Guy With A Top Hat And A Black Cape Who Pulls Rabbits Out Of Hats =)
magician:(does a card trick)Voilia!
kids: WOW! That Sure Is magic
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When a man is having sex doggy style, he pulls out and spits on her back. When she turns over he ejaculates on her face.
I pulled a magician on my girlfriend and she dumped me.
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Someone who is very fat, ugly or ginger but that is so incredible in bed that you can't say no and keep going.
Hoo what the HELL do you think you are doing? Hmmm that actually feels really good! Are you some kind of magician? Don't stop doing those awesome tricks!
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Magician is a person who has passed the age of 30 years old and is still a virgin.
Person 1: Dude I finally became a magician!
Person 2: dude where did you learn?
Person 1: no I mean i'm 30 years old today.
Person 2: and?...
Person 1: and i'm still a virgin!
Person 2: dude, get some help..
when your hitting a girl from behind and tell her your about to cum and spit on her back and as she turns over you realise the pent up stream of sperm hiding in that chode of yours all over her.
i did the magician on my gf at the weekend
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While keeping your partner busy in the either fingering or giving a reach around you fist the person's ass and yell alakazam! It is more impressive if you wear a top hat.
I just magicianed her so good.
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A person lacking any talent, yet skilled enough to master the art of boring people to death. Closely related to jugglers, mimes, and unicyclists.
The magician will be performing shortly. We should leave now.
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