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Magikarp is renound for being utterly weak and pathetic but when it reaches level.20 you better run because Gyarados will beat the shit out of you
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Dating an ugly person that you hope will one day become beautiful
Willis: Dude, your girlfriend is a 6, at best.
Lamar: Yeah, I'm just magikarping right now. Have you seen her mom's rack?!
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Pain and/or weakness in the hands and wrists caused by prolonged playing of Pokémon.
Gary: "Dude, is that an old-school Game Boy? What are you playing?"
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."
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A Magikarp Moment is when you have the expression of a Magikarp's face on your own. This usually occurs when you are stumped, in a state of shock or embarassed.
Jim: Hey Bob, I logged on to our computer this morning... And somehow a picture of you with 5 brazilian-shaved men and a guy dressed like batman in assless-chaps popped up...
Bob: (Insert Magikarp Moment)
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The sexual act is based upon the 'Splashing around' Pokemon Magikarp.
Magikarping or to Magikarp a person, is for one to continue sex until the moment in which you are to ejactulate, at which moment you must pull and and flop your penis in the pool of sperm you have just released upon the partner, whilst shouting 'Magikarp-karp-karp' and like Magikarp noises
It can be seen as a legendary act if carried out and a humiliation to the victim
Magikarp-ing a girl -
Have sex until
*about to cum*
Pull out
Cum on Belly
Flop Penis into the pool of Cum
Shout like a Magikarp
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One who's hindquarters may sway more freely then most.
Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp.
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...
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When you're just so shocked, you just stare wide-eyed & open-mouthed, like the Pokémon Magikarp
Jane was so stunned at what just happened, she had a Magikarp Mouth