Maile

Maile (pronounced MY-lĕ) = a flowering plant, typically sweet smelling, native & unique to the Hawaiian Islands. At one time the Maile lei was only used by nobility, as well as those in power in Hawaii. Today, this lei typically is found in Hawaiian wedding ceremonies.

Maile is also a distinctive Hawaiian name.

It's always stunning to see a truly beautiful lei made by maile.

You cannot find a plant quite like maile anywhere else in the world except Hawaii.

I'm probably going to call Maile tomorrow after school.

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mail

Something that is sent to your house daily by the mailman. Mail does not come on Sundays. See envelope and onvelope.

I need to go get the mail.

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Maile

The paradoxical point found in between True and False. This state cannot be proved, disproved, or categorized in any way.

When I sleep I flip my pillow over so I can feel the cool side. True/False: Maile

I went to a pretty mellow rage 3 nights after yesterday, and became completely inebriated while remaining perfectly sober at home reading the TV and being ridden by a majestic unicorn. True/False: Maile

Last night, instead of taking the transit bus home, I hopped on my sexually-enhanced velociraptor and rode to the Promise Land. True/False: Maile

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, will I still masterbate to Good Housekeeping? True/False: Maile

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In The Mail

When one is so drunk one the most responsible thing to do is stick them in an Uber and text their roommate a shipping update (regardless of if you actually do that)

Or, when one is "In The Mail," the act of being sent home in an Uber.

After getting cut off from drinks at the blackjack table, Danny is in the mail. Someone maybe should get him in back to his hotel room.

Hey Andrew, can you make sure Danny makes it home safe tonight?
Way ahead of you. He's already in the mail. App says ETA 8 minutes.

Maile

One of the best people ever. My best friend, and sister. Love her a ton.❤️

Wow Maile how did I get so lucky to have you as a sister?

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mail

A general term used to describe midweight metallic armors worn by fighting men up until the Renaissance. Mail armors consist of small, overlapping pieces of metal but lack large, solid plates found in heavier armors.

Chainmail: armor made of interlocking metal rings.
Scale mail: medium armor made of small, overlapping metal plates, resembling the scales of a fish.

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Mail

deez nuts ha got eem

J:ey what came in the mail today
T:*pulls out gun* STFU right now bitch