make-up

something girls use in a futile attempt to distract guys from ugliness so that they can get sum action.

TO ALL WOMEN OUT THERE... GUYS DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE MAKE-UP ON U!!!

guy: damn that chick was so hot yesterday. y the fuck did she put on make-up?? she looks like a hoe now

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Make-Up Hook-Up

the act of a girl making up for past boy mistakes by hooking up with a different guy. This can be done in two different ways:

1) With a trusted guy friend who will do the job and do it respectably and keep the event between just the 2 of them and nobody else

OR

2) The guy she likes now, but only while they have a thing with each other, to make up for hooking-up with a douchebag in her past (as in the last hook-up of hers)

oh man Emily just had a make-up hook-up after she made out with that douchebag Steven last week.

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Make Up

Used to enhance facial feature or cover blemishes and imperfections on their faces like the eyes, lips and cheeks. Mainly used by women almost everyday, people have made cosmetic companies to sell these products like lip gloss, eyeshadow etc...

" I must find a dress that matches my Make Up. "

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make up

War paint for birds

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make-up

what girls need to put on to be pretty.

guy 1: that girl DEF needs some make-up
guy 2: but THAT girl is wearing WAY too much! ahhhh!!!

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Make-up

Genetics (blood) (bloodline) (family) (parent) (child) (sibling)

You dissing my make-up fam

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make-up

A husband who helps to "mask" his wife's homosexuality. The lesbian equivalent of a beard for gay men.

Sandy: I see you decided to wear make-up tonight
/jerks head towards other woman's husband

Ellen: Yeah, might as well impress the boss with a successful marriage, you know?

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