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what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.
sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.
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A saying used when one person completely dominates another person in a game, contest, sport, etc. Implies that the winner has complete possession of the broken competitor, thus placing the loser in a condition of servitude in the form of the construction and delivery of a sandwich.
We're not playing again-I just beat you 50 times in a row! I think it's time for you to go make me a sandwich.
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The ultimate way to get that sandwich you want when you can't leave your computer because someone is wrong on the internet!
-Make me a sandwich.
-What? Make it yourself!
-Sudo make me a sandwich.
-Okay.
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Guy A: God fucking dammit, this is taking forever to load! Watching paint fucking dry is more fucking fun.
Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.
A phrase commonly said to a bitch by her master when he (or she) is hungry.
Master: yo ho, go making me a motherfucking sandwich!
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Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.
Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-
Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!
Whining whore: Yes master!
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Resorting to masturbation due to lack of womanly contact, pleasuring yourself, etc
Person 1: Wow, i wish i had a girlfriend...
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?
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