No one is better than a Malakie. He is adorable, sweet, kind, and perfect. He is shy and clumsy, but that is just his characteristics and everyone loves it about him. Incredibly smart, he gets called a nerds sometimes but, being a nerd isn't all bad, they're just jealous you're so smart. Malakie is cool. Malakie may think he needs to hide his emotions sometimes and bottle them up but trust me, Mallo, you've got it. Tell a Malakie how amazing they are and give them a warm hug:)
Person 1: "Who's that? He's so kind!"
Person 2: "Oh that's Malakie, he's the sweetest soul ever!"
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Malaki Mannen är en man som bara andvänder Malaki kräm. Malaki mannen är oftast en man som spelar pingis och spelar på malaki regler.
Malaki Mannens namn börjar oftast på S detta kan dateras från medel-tidernas grekland där författaren till "in the Life of St. Andrew the Fool and in the Life of St. Niphon" andvänder Malaki mannens psedonym som SAM.
Vart är Sam?
-Menar du Malaki Mannen?
Most cutest couple ever Daija being super thick and Malaki playing basketball.they are your ideal couple the always N forever couple.And once you get grt to know them you learn yo know that they really love eachother like they are FREAKY ASF AND DONT KNOW WHEN TO STOP!!!!
When your step dad comes into your room without knocking so you go into his room while he is sleeping, tie him down and fuck him non stop until daylight shines through the window.
I saw David doing a dirty malaki last night.
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Literal Definition: I have big balls
Metaphorical Definition: I have the strength and courage inorder to carry out this task
Literal :Dahil malaki betlog ko kinagat ng aso
English: Because my balls were so big a dog bit it
Metaphorical: Malaki betlog ko kaya aayin ko siya pumunta ng prom
English: My balls are big so I`ll ask her/him to prom.
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Malaki means big in Filipino meaning that Malaki has a ginormous dick and gets all the ladies and is good at everything and is beautiful and everyone loves him
my glorious King Malaki please grace me with your presence