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Malaysian Chinese are not the greatest race in the world.. the japanese are(but certainly the best in Malaysia)..but moving on about Malaysian Chinese.They represent 25% of Malaysia's population.A majority of them are buddhists and christians.Most of the chinese originated from mainland china and were brought over by the British to work the tin mines.Malaysian chinese share the country with many other races mainly the malays and the indians.Malaysian chinese generally think that they are better than the indians and malays for various reasons.The malays cant progress even after 40 over years of NEP.Indians sometimes befriend the chinese as they too are victimised by the NEP but there is a common belief among the chinese that they should never trust indians as they are double faced.Most chinese fathers tell their daughters not to marry indians because of this and not to marry malays mainly because Islam is demon religion(its a fact.what religion ask u to crash a plane into buildings killing so many innocent people?)The chinese in Malaysia are a dying race as many have migrated overseas in search of a better life.It is estimated that 2 million over Malaysian chinese have migrated overseas over the past 40 years(Malaysian Immigration Department,2007)..It can be said the Chinese can be represented as the elves in the lord of the rings as a fair race and a dying one..noble,smart,elegant and generally better looking..the malays are the orcs..serving UMNO(Mordor) and listening to every piece of shit they say...Indians are the Uruk Hai.big in size,fearsome,scary and do alot of bad things.Even though the 2008 elections gives a better chinese representation in the country.the main problem of malays and their retard dream of being "princes of the land"(BUMIPUTERA) continue to hinder the progress of the chinese.Islam has also tainted some chinese and as a result they are willing to give up their faith and culture to "masuk melayu".Chinese who do that are often called "mualaf" by the malays.They are no longer accepted by their own race and neither by the malays.It is truly a sad story on how such a strong race with so much potential is slowly dying.
Malaysian Chinese elf :We must leave these lands,we cannot survive here any longer.The orcs(malays) are trying to islamize us everyday.Some of our brothers have already added "Abdullah" to their names and are lost forever.
Fellow Malaysian Chinese elves:Yes we must leave for the great land of Australia.There malays(orcs) are shit as islam=terrorist there.Many of our brethren have migrated there.
Meanwhile not too faraway(since malays are everywhere zzz)
ORC MELAYU: AKU MAU ROGOL ADIK AKU.(i want to rape my sister)LEPAS ITU AKU MAU WOKOK ( I wan smoke later)ALLAHUWAKBAR(Praising the demon god)..CINA BABI(cursing the elves because they are just better in every way)
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A very dirty grundle.
Preferably tapered like your grandma's aera rug.
With scattered pubis.
Sorry baby, I didn't shave my fuzzy Malaysian Grundle.
It'll melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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When you take a feather and shove it up your nose to sneeze and get snot and boogers all over, then you rub said snot and boogers all over your dick, then the person giving the hangjob uses that as lube: thus the malaysian hanjob. They be too poor for lube.
Dude i've been sick so my girl gave me a malaysian handjob
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When the dancefloor gets taken over by a good-looking jazzy Malaysian dude. He takes all the girls and they love him because he's so cool and has spinner rims.
Shaniqua got hit by the Malaysian invasion and went home with some guy talking about chicken satay.
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A girl lies on her back while the man sits on her chest, rapidly titty fucking her until he reaches his finish line.
Her tits were just big enough for me to Malaysian Racehorse her
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(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.
Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
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It is the brown goo you get between your ass cheeks after a poor job of wiping, poo mixed with sweat.
After a loose stool, Scott was in a hurry and did not completely wipe. After working in the yard, the Malaysian Gravy soaked into his underwear
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