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When I was giving Jack a hand job, he unexpectedly shot male tears all over my new dress. I still can't get the stain out.
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1. Slang for semen, similar to cum, jizz, spunk.
2. a term used by feminazis who think it means literal male tears.
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Guy: Mate! when i saw sarah wearing a short skirt that showed off her ass i thought i was going to cry male tears!
Guy 2: Oh just wait till mathlab, emma's wearing see through yoga pants and a thong! I don't think i'll be able to contain myself!
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Feminazi: HURR HURR I HAVE A MALE TEARS MUG, GUYS SHOULD SHARE THEIR EMOTIONS THO.
Guy to Guy 2: *whisper* does she realize male tears mean semen?
Guy 2 to Guy: *whisper* i don't think so.
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When men, particularly MRAs whine over trivial things, we say this word. This term was used long before MRAs decided to add it to Urban Dictionary and change the definition. They changed it because they are easily offended by everything.
Sean: Scott was upset that Jenna only wanted to be friends. He ranted on Facebook about how he was a nice guy and that life's not fair. It was a pretty angry rant.
Casey: Well, rejection is a part of life. Some men act like they're entitled to women. Mmmmm, male tears.
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1. Men acting as if they experience sexism in an inherently patriarchal society.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.
Person 1: "But what about custody legislation?"
Person 2: "Stop with the male tears please."
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Noun
Slang term for semen or ejaculate.
The tag redefines the term slightly as being like, or having to do with semen.
Used as innuendo. Similarly as one might use a wink and a nod.
Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Anecdotally #male tears, are given as a token or representation that indicate "you're welcome", "thank you", and "fuck you" interchangeablely.
The best dates end in the morning, #male tears.
I'm glad we broke up but i'm going to miss guzzling those #male tears
He/she was really there when i needed them so i gave her/him some pearls, #male tears
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Another word for semen or sperm
Bill, hey Ron have you seen those pictures of those radical feminist drinking mugs that say male tears?
Ron, yeah why do you ask?
Bill, because male tears means sperm.
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Initially, a slang for the produce of male reproductive system, which is semen. This, however, has occasionally been accompanied with a controversy where apparently female internet users (mostly of Twitter and Tumblr), who had no prior knowledge of the collocation's meaning were baited into bying merchandise designed by (allegedly 4chan) trolls, displaying the said words, followed by sudden and unpleasant discovery of the definition of them. A mass hysteria was caused, following by some heavily moderated popular websites posting their own definition of the phrase in question, which is literal and often claimed as original. This has gone as far as some of the victims trying to copypaste the latter to The Urban Dictionary to try and override the existing descriptions.
- Lol I have this groupmate Olga, you know what she posted yesterday on Twitter?
- I don't have an acc there. What was it anyway.
- She flexed a "male tears" mug
- No way
- I know right? Shall we tell her?
- Lmao I'll pretty sure she'll figure out herself soon enough
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