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Mans who try to do law but is a piece stupid. They like dirty yats who never say to no to being wooked. They try to act ruff by talking about tort and contract. But bare amounts of them are fassi's. Only a few are weighty ghetto mans!!!! The most cleverest law mans bruk the law up hard!!
Some law mans try it and pretend to be rude bwais trying to bust avirex and classics. But those mans don even know simplest contract teries. Some fassis even fail piss easy tings like gpl with foreseen set texts - chumps!!!
That law man knows bare criminal law!! he's gwan bust at cop shop later and get me bail!!!
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A total fucking banger of a song by Poor Mans Poison
“Hey man, have you heard the song Georgia Law Man? It totally slaps.”
“Shut the fuck up Jeremy and help me hide the body”
Best exemplified by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, until they screwed him out of his pension!
Random Citizen: Roscoe was a good law man. That was, until they voted to not award him his pension.
Also known as the "Rule of Three Months"
Men who have an interest in any type of Hollywood gossip or juicy celeb scoop are obligated by this law to do the following:
-Buy a People, Us Weekly, or Star magazine once a month and let it sit for three months. Once three months goes by you can read all the juicy gossip to prepare for conversation. (Can be replaced with TMZ's three month old archives or recording an Entertainment Tonight episode and watching in three months)
This is so that a man does not appear too up-to-date on their juicy Hollywood gossip.
Group: Hey did you hear about Jessica Simpson?
Man #1: Isn't she dating Tony Romo or something? I saw her at a Cowboys game.
Group: Uhh... that was like months ago! She is dating a new man now!
Notice Man #1's effective use of the "Man Pop-Culture Law"
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When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
The law man is a term used for the police in the southern area of the United States, typically New Orleans , and southwestern Louisiana
“I seen the law man on the block earlier look like he was trying to find something”
“Me and my brother just ran from the law man last night , they had us going almost 180”
“U better swallow the rest of that bud before the law man finds it”
“Man fuck the law man”
When you steal your sister/brother partner
Grace is Lacey sister but they don’t talk no more because Jess is grace man-in-law