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a date with a man, especially when both are men
As a former cheerleader who enjoys kissing bald men on the tops of their heads, Dubya has enjoyed numerous mandates.
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The simple requirement that everyone must dress modestly.
The objective of mandated modesty is to assimilate the culture with traditionalist ideals. The way the masses dress can often be reflective of the state of the culture... in today's age, the typical American will wear sweatpants, graphic t-shirts, 3XL shirts, revealing clothing, awful looking shoes, and so on... These examples serve as a representation of a society that is lazy, depressed, overweight, promiscuous, obsessed with consuming, and ultimately without a purpose- the antithesis of excellence.
This idea is similar to the "broken window theory" regarding that the appearance of the surrounding environments can influence the behaviors of those within that environment. In essence, people will act in accordance with the beauty -or lack of- in their environment.
The low-IQ explanation: Requiring people to "fake it until they become it" to improve the culture.
"I'm tired of walking into Walmart and seeing 3XL graphic t-shirts with coomer-esque references... This is why we need Mandated Modesty!"
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A typical date between two me but lacking the neccessary funds.
Christopher and Nate went on an unfunded mandate to the park because it did not cost money.
Everyone who created mask mandates should be used for target practice.
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The Manscape Mandate is a natural law that states that no man should have the good fortune of getting laid if he has shaved his pubes in the last 24 hours.
Damn, I forgot about the Manscape Mandate, I might as well not even go out now.
When two or more men engage in any activity which requires no money to be romantic.
Ed and his buddy went on an unfunded mandate deep in the hills.
When two homosexuals whom both have a federal jobs go on a date. Not to be confused with federal mandate which is a requirement by the federal government.
News Anchor: Later tonight we have word on two federal officials who have been caught multiple times on a federal mandate to multiple restaurants in the downtown area, more on this story and others at ten.