when a guy wears sandles!! EWW
MAN + SANDLES= MANDLES
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To handle something in a manly fashion. Can be used non-sexually, however, the term is most often used with innuendo in mind.
Finch totally mandled Stifler's mom last night.
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To rough someone up; Man-handle
"Eric was giving me shit, so I mandled that motherfucker"
"Jesus, McNabb really got MANDLED on that play"
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the act of handling something by a man or like a man; an action under-taken aggressively or with a manly swagger or over-confident bravado.
Man 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.
Man 2: Yeah?
Man 1: But, you know, I mandled it.
Man 2: Hell yeah.
Woman 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.
Woman 2: Yeah?
Woman 1: But, you know, I mandled it.
Woman 2: Hell yeah.
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a candle placed strategically in a man's room that, when lit, guarantees sex will occur
1. My roommate is sorely mistaken, he thinks girls like candles in the bathroom. Everyone knows that's not where mandles go.
2. Bro 1: She's coming over in five minutes, and we haven't cleaned up from last night's party! It looks like a frat house in here!
Bro 2: Quick, light a mandle! She won't notice anything else.
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"Man handles" i.e. when a fat man's rolls on his sides make for handles you can grab onto.
Jeff finished eating his greasy KFC before I grabbed his mandles.
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When your sex partner plays with your penis after sex
Her mandling is getting me hard again
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