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The act of fingering somebody’s asshole after getting Dorito dust on your phalanges .
“Hey man, how did your date go last night?”
“It was awesome, I gave her a Mexican Manhole”
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A male of a strange persuasion. A man who spends a great deal of time inspecting, to the point of entering, other men's holes, specifically the bumhole.
Don't bare yer arse in front of that geezer over there, he's a bloody manhole inspector. Poofy git!
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I'm wearing a manhole cover today so you can't eat me.
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What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.
When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.
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Fucking a girl in the ass right after she takes a wicked shit
I got a UTI form doing a dirty manhole
the act of falling into a manhole is when your having random sex doggy style and when you look down there is a gigantic black gaping void where not even light can escape.
becker guide to measuring manholes:
1. pencil tip
2. pinkey sized
3. D battery
4. you blow into it and i whistles
5. fist
6. head
7. can be used as a sleeping bag
dont go falling into a manhole now!
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When a guy puts his balls to another guys asshole and removes them repeatedly, kind of like a wrecking ball, but more like covering and uncovering a manhole.
Friend 1: Dude I swear those guys are covering the manhole when they are alone.
Friend 2: Ugh dude I can't get that image out of my mind...