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A condition men experience the day after hunting season ends. Manopausal symptoms may include hot flashes, night sweats, and increased anxiety or irritability. Men ranging from 21-70 are susceptible to this horrible condition. Manopause outbreaks have been documented as early as the Monday after hunting season. Coupled with financial strains, Manopause effects the marriages of millions nationwide.
"Why are you in such a bad mood? Yesterday was the last day of hunting season, I am going through manopause . I'll be fine when Spring gets here.
Similar to menopause where the male equivalent of a period (leaky asshole) ceases to occur. It is often paired with erectile dysfunction. Men will celebrate by driving around in a corvette with a clean asshole and flaccid penis.
No more maintenance wipes for me, finally hit manopause.
Hey frank, I think I had my last shart but my dick don’t work.
I guess it’s time to throw out all my manpons.