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Small town in Southern Mass where all the kids think their the toughtest shit around but only think so to make up the mass amounts of slutty, bitchy girls, and their steriod pumpin, small penised boyfriends. They interbreed with each other because no one else in the world likes them and the results of said breeding produce raw meat....
Person 1: Hey man I heard there's a party in Mansfield tonight!
Person 2: Not unless I want to beat the shit out of loser guys who think their tough, or get an STD!
Person 3: I would rather eat dog shit than go to Mansfield
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A freshly curled out slightly tacky turd rolled in dessicated coconut
My mates just dropped a Mansfield bounty out of his ford motorhome
Blonde bombshell second only to Marilyn Monroe. Had very large breasts and an extremely small waist, like a wasp and super long legs. Was truly the world's only living Barbie doll, and completely natural aside from her hair color. Had an I.Q. of 163, yet epitomized dumb blondes.
Jayne Mansfield was known for her high-pitched squeal, which was her trademark.
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One who gets rejected by the same girl over ten times. The master of what we call, "anti-rizz." Someone that has no play and is fatter than Pillsbury Doughboy.
"EWW! Is that Stone Mansfield?!"
"Why is Stone Mansfield even talking to us?"
"I have never seen someone as ugly as Stone Mansfield!"
Mr Mansfield is a Suns WMS English Teacher, formerly a Granite Team English Teacher. He's such a boomer but it's fine, though he blasts boomer music while you're trying to write an essay about child neglect. Everybody forgets about the Wordly Wise quizzes because he never reminds you, so it takes you by surprise and you fail. He loves golf. He has golf stickers everywhere, and regularly makes students knock down glue sticks with golf clubs. He throws things at students, such as granola bars, bouncy balls and beef jerky, then makes fun of you if you don't catch it. he hates the class of 2024 and doesn't even try to hide it. But like, he likes slam poetry so it's cool. boomer
"lily: "hes gonna take points off for bad grammer im sorrey Mr. Mansfield how did i pass your class :-(""
When something is expected to be breathtakingly amazingly awesome, and turns out to be tragically lame and/or mediocre.
Ken: We should go see that movie Frost/Nixon! It looks fresher than dope and crazy cool!
Ellen: I don't think we should. I would kill myself if it had the Mansfield Effect.
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The most hated woman in New York, U.S.A. for writing “Miss Brill” in the 1920’s. An excerpt from her work was used in the June 2019 edition of the New York State Regents Examination, and it stressed the living fuck out of high school students across New York. The students had to write an essay pointing out the main/central idea of the excerpt. They couldn’t fucking read it. No one could.
Katherine Mansfield is a bitch and now I’m gonna fail English because I needed to pass that English regents exam.