March 1

People born on this day need their ass ate

P1 “Omg Dixie was born on March 1 Yk what that means, she needs her ass ate!”

P2 “Yea ur totally right”

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march 1 2004

A real mf was born on this day

Ayo that’s a real mf he was born on March 1 2004

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march 1 2004

A real mf was born

He a real ass mf born on March 1 2004

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March 1 2021

The day where Spotify and Kakao M messed up everything by not renewing their contract.

A) Hey do you know what happened on March 1 2021?

B) yeah the Kpop industry got messed up because Spotify and Kakao M had beef.

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March 1

If you born at March 1st, you are ugly asf. Thats a fact.

Ugh Adam you are so ugly. You might born at March 1st.
Yeah... i know.

March 1

National beat up Ross day. As said in Friends, Ross was acting sus on March 1st so he got beat up

Thank god it is March 1st. I can’t wait to beat Ross’ ass up

March 1

If you are born on March 1st, you smell gross. Please take a shower, I can smell your stench from across the room.

dude, that person smells nasty!
yeah, they were probably born on March 1.