If you’re born on march 17 you suck a lot of dick
Joey: “You know that girl born on march 17?”
Rudolph: “yeah bro i heard she sucks a lot of dick”
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March 17 is the 78th day of the year and is the birthday of : Rob Kardashian, Tamar Braxton, Nicky Jam, Jade Lescure, Hozier, Rob Lowe, Jade Alleyne, Mia Hamm
"Hey dude it's march 17, it's your birthday!"
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Where today you get to have a relationship with a discord moderator
Have fun finding one though!
"what's today's date?" -Katherine
"It's March 17 2023" -Sarah
The worst day in contemporary Philippine history. The entire island of Luzon was placed under enhanced community quarantine beginning on that day in response to the COVID-19 pandemic.
On Tuesday, March 17, 2020, the entire island of Luzon was placed under enhanced community quarantine.
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17 March is Fight Back to your parents day. If they get mad at you, get mad at them back 😹
17 March is Fight Back to your parents day. If they get mad at you, get mad at them back 😹
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Girl: Hey
Boy: hey
Girl: can we have sex as it’s 17 March?
Boy: yes we can
National get a boys Snapchat day
“Hey Can i get your snap”
“Why?”
“Its March 17”