March 23 is the day Satan gives power to people born on this day. People born on that day usually are super short and a huge crackhead, don't underestimate them, or you will be the sacrifice to Satan. you gotta love your march 23 peeps.
Person 1: She's born on march 23 she's the spawn of satan
Person 2: she's too short to be dangerous.
Person with march 23 birthday: *summons satans power*
people who are born on this day wanna fuck draco malfoy, they’re in love with him
“draco malfoy is so hot!!!”
“lol you’re so march 23, silly goose!”
matt: why are you eating chicken
William: because it is march 23
matt: oh okay im going to eat my chicken too
Give the ugliest guy at school head
Damn its March 23rd i better give Jerry some head
Give her your hoodie day!! :)
Its march 23rd guess I have to give her my hoodie