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Any human-like creature that is one or more of the following: greedy, horny, smelly, has tendencies to indulge in sexual acts with little girls, or will walk into any house unannounced and eat any and/or all food in the area.
"You're such a goddamn marf, fuck!"
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The sound a puppy or prepubescent dog makes when it barks.
MARF! MARF! *pant pant pant* MARF!
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Used as a replacement for any verb, marf can be useful in many situations.
Forms- Marf, Marfing, Marfed
Me and Dave were marfing last night, and he marfed my fucking keyboard! I am going to marf him into 1985 for that shiz!
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Term for a scarf around the neck of a man. Typically implies homosexuality.
*Plural form: marves.
Dude, check out this guy's rad marf.
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To barf in your mouth. When some vomit comes up and stops at the back of the throat/mouth and is swallowed back down.
"Dude, I just marfed and can taste that Chinese food all over again."
"Damn, I just marfed a little bit. Can I get some gum?"
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A word to use when you're too tired in the morning to come up with coherent replies in conversation. Can also be written as "marfy."
Friend: How are you doing this morning?
You: Marf.
Friend: I know how that is.
Marf-the act of vomiting, but closing your mouth and catching it in your mouth and swallowing it before any vomit escapes.
The smell of that dog poop was so bad, it made me marf.