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Damn it, she's my future wife! Even If I have to bio-genetically clone her!
Mariah Carey(N.) The hottest singer on the damn planet. Makes Beyonce look like a two and J-Ho like a Negative ten! She can really sing, but that's not what most males of the human race care about. Mariah Carey is 5'10", 125 lbs, 33 years old, and is hot as F**k!
Mariah Carey is so hot, I'd even sit through "Glitter" for her. If I had a machine to do so, I'd make her Giant Sized just so there would be more of her.
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a woman who sings. Shes big boned with a very small face
thats one fucked up body Mariah Carey
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Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.
Oh great, Mariah Carey is #1 again, yawn.
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a singer who just got dissed bad by eminem
"Check out Eminems "the warning" for the Mariah Carey Diss"
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Someone who thinks they are better than they really are.
John: I could out-sing all of the other guys in this group. I just have more talent than all of them and they are so beneath me!
Tom: John, stop being such a Mariah Carey, it's very childish!
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Mariah Carey is a legend! Hands down, beats the shit out of any other artist, with 77 weeks at #1, 17 #1's, 5 #1 Albums, 170 Million records sold 6 octave range, and the looks to fill it out what more to you want? Pure godessss!
"I gave you the definition, now go buy her album as in go buy Mariah Carey's album!"
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