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Real name Norma Bates a One Hit Wonder singer who was born a six toed freak and would go to bed with any man willing to fuck a dyed hair vacuum with nipples,theories elieve to have died from sleeping with John F. Kennedy and gave him VD,so the Psycho knifed her in a bath .
Marilyn Monroe one and only record "Happy venereal infections for U"
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A cancerous song written by Danielle Cohn that is annoyingly catchy.
Person 1:"Have you heard of the song Dani wrote, Marilyn Monroe."
Person 2: "Yeah that song is trash."
If you go to Castroville Calif(and i can not imagine why you would) you will discover that Marilyn Monroe was the very first artichoke festival queen. She went on to eclipse the universe and to be an immortal icon.
About the only reason to go to Castroville it to experience what it would have been to be there when Marilyn Monroe was there..
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Model, actress and singer, but also a role model for lots of young girls.
Perplexing, as she fucked more men than she'd met, and married men were her favourite.
Guy 1: During the filming of "Some Like It Hot", Marilyn Monroe was the first to turn up and the last to leave every day.
Guy 2: Becuase she was working so hard?
Guy 1: No, because she was fucking everybody.
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when your woman is on her rag and you thumb her pussy then wipe it across her lips
mary wasnt wearing lipstick last night.. so i gave a marilyn monroe
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Taking a handful of prescription medications (narcotics, anti-anxiety, antidepressants) and chasing them with liqueur.
I just took some hydros and ativan....but I want to wake up in the morning so I think I'll skip the shot of fireballs and doing a Marilyn (Monroe).
Her husband left her as she was twice the size of Marilyn Monroe.
She was fat
“My husband said he would not go. With a wife that was twice the size of Marilyn Monroe”
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