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A form of date-rape in which the offender renders the victim unconscious with sedatives and then the offender's friends run the victim over with a car.
Connor: Man, I got arrested last night. I'm out on bail and I gotta get a whole legal team together.
Dave: Really? What happened?
Connor: I roofied the shit out of this girl and then Jake and Arnie ran her over in my Prius. They got me on conspiracy to commit murder and sexual assault.
Dave: What the fuck? Why would you do something like that?
Connor: Haven't you ever heard of a Mario Kart?
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dem pussies dont even know how to fight, dere just mario kartin all day man
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The term used for smoking the bud of the cannabis sativa plant when you don't want anyone around you to know what your talking about.
guy: Dude, tonight we are definitely playing some Mario kart back at my place.
other guy: Awesome dude... Ill go pick up snacks...
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Mario Kart is the racing game series made by Nintendo. It was made to realistically simulate driving in Italy.
"You wanna see how it's like driving in Italy, play Mario Kart!"
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When you are falling behind, or doing poorly in an event, and the greater power or governing force allows you to catch up to the pack. The reverse effect is had on the pack leader.
Derived from Mario Kart -- the Greater Power of Mario Kart inevitably grants the 8th place racer stars and lightnings until he catches up with the pack. On the other side of the coin, the first place racer will receive bananas and green shells until his lead diminishes.
Jeremy, the CEO of an I-Banking firm, is doing very well.
Stu, the man dancing in the street wearing a sign for Mattress Land, is not doing so well.
The Mario Kart Effect takes place, and the government makes Jeremy pay more taxes than Stu -- hopefully one day they will both return to the pack and do pretty well.
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A kick ass game for the Nintendo DS, released on November 14, 2005 for the US and December 8 in Japan, it was also the first game (along with Tony Hawk's American Sk8land) to make use of the DS's wifi capabilities. You could race online with up to four players in 16 of the 32 tracks.
Because this was Nintendo's first foray into online gaming, the online part of the game had a couple minor issues. For one thing, there was no way to communicate. Also, you could not trade friend codes in game, which meant if you found someone on Worldwide mode with whom you had a really fun time, there is no way you will know if you will play them again. Despite these and other small problems the game still kicked ass.
Mario Kart DS might be described as the best WiFi game released to-date.
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The latest installment of Mario Kart named Mario Kart 7. The game itself has the same graphics as Mario Kart Wii. The game is really fun, and every Racing Game Fans should try it out.
PROS:
The game: The game is quite addicting, and anybody could find theirselves playing the game for about 5 hours.
Communities: Communities are one of the most exciting features of Mario Kart; they are created by normal players, IGN Moderators, and even Nintendo itself. A community is a group of racers, who compete each other to win permanent points. For example, on the Let's Play community, one player has first place by collecting 2,500 points by racing.
Kart customisations: For the first time, you get to actually create your custom kart! From the standard original kart to the famous Gold Kart, from the regular tires to the Slick tires, from the Super Glider to the Gold Glider, the new kart ideas are endless!
CONS:
Addiction: The game is extremely addicting, and you do not want to stay up all night, trying to beat the Mirrored Lightning Cup.
Connection: The worldwide connection is somewhat poor, for when you get ready for another race, a communication error occurs.
Gamer1: Is that the new Mario Kart?
Gamer2: Yeah! It's pretty fun!
Gamer1: WHOA!! Wait, why is there a '7' at the end of the name?
Gamer2: It's the seventh installment of the Mario Kart Series.
Gamer1: Why don't they just call it Mario Kart 3D?
Gamer2: It's also called Mario Kart 7 because of the famous Lucky 7 number, so they decided to create a new item called the Lucky 7 that lets you have all items at once.
Neighbor: SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!