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He is good at football and he gets loads of girls such as agi
Mario is good at football and he gets bare girls such as Agi
An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's. Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa more commonly called Bowser), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more.
Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits.
Super Mario games have proven to be some of the most entertaining and fun games of all time. They are without a doubt the best action/platformers of all time.
You... You wanna play Boggle or Super Mario Brothers?
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A male name common in Italy and throughout the Spanish-speaking world. Men named Mario are characterized by rugged good looks, superior athletic skills, above average sexual endowment, and a wry sense of humor.
That Mario's a real pimp.
Mario, can I be your friend?
How about a BJ, Mario?
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A male name common in Europe, Men named Mario are rugged good looking, gladiators, superior above other men, very sexual will make you scream,you will walk funny after being wit a Mario, know for a big cock, and very funny, will knock your teeth out,
mario rocked my world last night.
Mario gave me 17 orgasms
How about some bum,Mario?
that dude Mario will knock your teeth out
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(mar-ee-oo-ing)
1. The act of walking in such a way that you drive the person you are walking next to off the sidewalk because you can't walk in a straight line.
2. The act of not being able to walk completely straight.
I had to walk ahead of everybody on the way to Taco Bell cuz Mario was MARIOING me.
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Mario is one of the greatest pimps alive. He will fuck your sister, mom, and auntie cause he’s a savage. He never gave a fuck about you. He told me,”go suck a dick for a dollar.
“ Aye princess do you wanna be a prositute” said Mario. Lady “ Sure big daddy.
Mario is the kind of guy that is hard to find. He is extremely fine with nice hair, and if you have him as a friend, he will always have your back and if u have him as a boyfriend, AWESOME. He will always be there for you whenever you need him. Hold on to him before you lose him. Cuz he is the best guy you'll ever find!
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