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The most handsome man on the planet, who gets all the girls and fucks all the bitches.
movie star looks! marko antonio salis
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A typo written in marker, where you begin to write a letter with a permanent marker and realize you are making a mistake - but too late! You will have to do it over again.
Oops, I need to fix this marko I just did. This sucks! Now I have to do the whole thing over again.
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The kind guy you steal the name of in Kahoot because he is the man
You: (steals Marko’s name in Kahoot)
Marko: Yo who took my name? smh
A classical definition of a man who is sometimes asshole.
Seems like a hoe in a future.
Seems like a bad friend, but he will always have a pleause to drink with you!
Also, he is great because he keeps your secret like a God although if you are in a fight with him.
He can be so lovely.
Sarah: Look, Marko is overhere!
Ksenia: Maybe we can callout him there?
Sarah: But he is looking like he os in bad mood.
Ksenia: Sure, but he is always ready for a bottle of wine.
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a fuckboy that most likely will act like he's in love with you and then cheat on you. always puts on a show when he is gonna lose you because he can not live without a GIRL, not gonna lie it's hard to fall out of love with a marko.
"wow did you hear what happened to Alex"
"yes that was such a marko"
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Marko is a serbian jewish duck who loves drinking. You will notice him by his walking and immediatly think he is a duck. His ancestors were in auschwitz.
Person 1: Oh look a duck
Person 2: No you idiot, that is Marko Simunic
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A fucking retard with a long black dick and a white skin. normally called a markie. A marko is also a mother fucker of his own kind
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