marla singer

chuck palahniuk's crazy sexy suicidal character in fight club. The most twisted funny character Ive seen since my accidental conception. She witty, and compares condoms to the glass slipper of our generation,,what more could someone want...

" I havent been FUCKED like that since grade school"
"The condom is the glass slipper of a generation, you put it on, dance all night, and then throw it away, the condom I mean, not the person"

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Dirty marla

Love's to use carrots on women called Stephanie. Anal a must as she dressed as bug's bunny

Have you seen the way Stephanie is walking that's because she got a dirty Marla last night and her ass is killing her

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Marla May

That one teacher who teaches blow off classes such as Marketing, Advertising, Business, ect. in high school, but takes them seriously as if any of her students cared. She is also prone to tell you about her problems in order to get you to feel bad about her life, and will precede to get offended if you ask her about her miserable life.

Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.

Marla May: "I have to drive two hours in traffic to get my dog who has cancer, and two weeks to live to the vet."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"

Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."

Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."

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Marla Boudreau

noun/adjective MOUR-EA-LAE BOU-HOE

1. Is a person or adjective describing a girl with a big dick and looks transgender.

2. Used to say that the person they are talking about is a transgender hoe.

Friend: Look it's a tranny!

Me: No they go by Marla Boudreau these days!

Friend: Oh, gotta stay woke.

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marla singer

Another phrase for the name Emma

hey marla singer! were so punk rock

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Cookie Marla

A woman who's bottom looks like a banana nut muffin, that fingers with her crispy crunchy cookie-fun loving banana finger nails.

Cookie Marla fucked her muffin vagg with her crispy cookie crunchy banana fingers. Now she smells like a moldy muffin.

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Marla Boudreau

noun MOUR-EA-LAE BOU-HOE

Is a person or adjective describing a thot with a big dick and looks transgender.

Friend: Look it’s a tranny

Me:no they go by Marla Boudreau now
Friend: oh gotta stay woke

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