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great funk band who plays great music and must be seen live to fully appreciate. has the 5 sexiest men on the business. previously known as Kara's Flowers
I want to sex up the five members of Maroon 5, especially Adam who I will fuck five times.
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According to my good friend Dalton, "Maroon 5 = a group of gay guys playing fisher price instruments trying to be a band." Of course, I couldn't agree with him more, and a brief visit to Youtube proved my point. It's sad that there are decent girls that actually listen to this bullshit
Me: "ay yo wassup, This good looking girl listens to the Band Maroon 5. Can you tell me what it is?"
Dalton: "hahha you kidding me? That's the gayest band, even worse than Jonas Brothers! Their head singer sounds like he has a dick in his mouth! That girl must have bad taste!!"
Me: "Fuck you, she's cool, but maybe not her taste in music. Hahah. Thanks for the info"
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Some sort of horrid "band". They exist to annoy the shit out of everyone. I'm thinking they're all gay and the lead singer only makes out with some chick in a video to cover up his gayness.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: What? You mean I have to make out with him!?!?!?
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!
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a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted
Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")
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The best band ever whom I love so much, they totally rock and their album is amazing!!!
Man, Maroon 5 are the best band on the planet!
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a good mix of ska reggae cock rock reggae and pop. One of my favourites. Good lyrics.
Best songs: Woman, Not Coming Home, Captain Splendid, Sunday Morning
Have you checked Adam Levine's vocals. Yeah the lead singer of Maroon 5, he's got it going on.
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The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.
Joe: My girlfriend's into fisting, but she's on the rag.
Brad: Dude, just maroon 5 her, it'll be great!
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