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Maru

Maru is a beautiful sexy lady, always wanting to dance at every wedding. Maru is intelligent and smart and like to talk a lot. She loves to be the center of attention and dresses cool. Maru is also very loving and when she finds someone sheโ€˜s soft and gentle. Sometimes Maru wants to know things better than everyone thats when sheโ€˜s anoying but its because she has a brillant mind.

Maru loves shopping and sales and go crazy when she sees one. Sheโ€˜s funny and always to have for a joke. Maru is pretty, humble and a real gangster.

Maru is a gangster, sheโ€˜s way to cool, watch out fool :)

by yonassandyjackson November 22, 2021

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Maru

Maru likes trevor

Maru is fruity for trevor

by lollipopanon October 11, 2021

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maru

An Asian racial slur, popular use in the midwest.

Look at those slit eyes, I bet that maru eats a lot of rice.

by Harmin June 12, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


Maru

Self-absorbed narcissistic asshole who thinks everyoneโ€™s into him but then he just wants to have sex with nice girls

Maru played me!

Maruโ€™s friend has an attractive voice.

by Glitchforces1 February 19, 2020

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Maru

The dopest up and coming R6 player.

โ€œHere comes Maru getting his third kill of the round!โ€
โ€œMaru gets the final kill of the series!โ€

by MaruR6 January 31, 2020

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boko-maru

The Bokononist ritual of the mingling of awarenesses. Involves pressing the bare soles of the feet against another's with closed eyes. Bokononism is the fictional religion based on lies from the 1963 novel 'Cat's Cradle' by Kurt Vonnegut.

'I find it hard to talk to you,' he said. 'Boko-maru would help,' she suggested.

by g-rich January 20, 2011

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Kobayashi Maru

A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."

Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.

by Kidduffah Tubes July 4, 2004

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