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To take care of ones self (emotionally & socially) by doing things alone. Taking yourself on a date.
All of my friends were busy with their day, so I masturdated with a shopping spree and a movie
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Refers to the time frame in a long term relationship; most often after cohabitation has lasted over the one to two year mark, in which one or both parties begins to masturbate more than having sexual intercourse.
Peter: Maybe she’s just stressed out.
Mike: She says she’s too tired to have sex, but I found a ton of porn in her browser. Maybe I should masturdate too.
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Going on a date with someone you know is going to give you a handjob, and you'll gladly give them one too.
"Yeah, I'm totally masturdating the guy from History."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."
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A term synonymous with Skypesex, refers to a scheduled arrangement involving two ore more parties wherein mutual masturbation is conducted over a video chat session.
Because John was deployed to Afghanistan, he had to schedule a masturdate with his significant other in order to achieve self-satisfaction.
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modern version of foreplay; maturbation between mutual partners via webcam, usually accompanied by dirty talk via IM or phone
I met him through an online dating site, but have not met face-to-face yet...just did electronic masturdation.
The act of dating remotely during a pandemic, often characterized by self-gratification during online encounters.
Willie: Hey man, how's it going with Sally?
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.
Masturdate or Masturdating (the action) is the process of taking oneself out on a date without having anyone in mind or been called on a actual date.
It is an action of taking oneself on a date or spending intentional quality time alone and can be done by both married and single individuals.
1. Masturdating has helped me realize the importance of having some personal moment.
2. I masturdate each time I have my annual leave from work. It is a way a refresh my head and balance things up.