Procrasty masty

When you're avoiding doing something so much you NEED to go sort out an orgasm before you continue on with the task at hand.

I will execute this condemned man, but first... Procrasty Masty

I'll clean the bathroom but first...

I swear, skydiving instructor, I'll jump out of the plane in just a second, but first...

I need to go and masturbate, but first...

poo masty

The act of masturbation while excreting feces so that as the semen is emitted from the penis in an orgasm a poo is shot out of the anus at the same time, creating intense euphoria.

Ohh man I had the best poo masty 10 mins ago, there is semen on the floor

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Sad Masty

To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant

im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending

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poo masties

1, To finger ones ass while masturbating 2, To defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to masturbate

Damn, i heard that Michael loves to get into the poo masties after listening to Elton John

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masty basty

jerking off in a public setting

Teacher: John, what are you doing?
John: sorry, i was tryna pull a masty basty

nervous masty

When getting so nervous during masturbation that you defecate or vomit.

He thought he heard his Grandma walk in the room, and ended up having a nervous masty.

cry masty

crying while masturbating. tears make the best lubracant

cry masty
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends

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