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A school filled with potheads , cute new kids , perm boys and fake depressed girl .
Person 1: you smoke ?
Person 2: I go to mater academy obviously !
When you're a tween stuck with your family in Disneyland in Cars Land and you seriously need to nut, so you stick your meaty-ass, prepubescent dick inside Mater's rusty old exhaust pipe, and he makes nut so fast that your mum almost doesn't catch you with your dick out in Disneyland.
John had a Mater Nut in last summer in Disneyland. He said it was the perfect nut.
1. A person's college or high school of attendance.
2. Also refers to a school's anthem or song.
My alma matter is Penn State University.
I can sing my school's alma mater.
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MaTered Dogg is a dumb ass faggot that thinks the S.A.S is a fucking SWAT team. he makes shity sniping montages on YouTube and thinks hes good at infinite warfare. he also thinks his mom is a millionaire just because she bought him a PS4 and a TV. speaking of electronics he tells everyone that he has a $10,000 gaming PC but in reality its just a microwave with a motherboard, CPU, Graphics card and some wires. AKA a $300 PC. he also thinks that %99.99 of songs are gay. last thing is that he thinks hes in a hacking group called "anomanus" but its a cheap knockoff of the real group called "anonymous" and he uses a fake hacking website and he thinks hes actually hacking. he is so fucking madered
hey matered dogg your so FUCKING maderd
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You Gonna Get Funky Alright...
This is the mater bater y'all very rare very hard to find especially in this condition the tire the treads are all there.
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A tow truck from the Cars movies by Disney who somehow manages to be a Chad and a Virgin all at once?
Seriously, though.
Person 1: “I’ve been ejaculating to Tow Mater scenes daily, bro”
Person 2: “what the fuck?”
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Latin for "Your mom". Can be used to display one's superiority; even moreso than conventional "Your mom" usage it can, because it's in a different language and makes you sound smarter.
1: So, what're you doin' tonight?
2: Tui mater! O!
3: *face melts from display of awesomenity*
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