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Mathematics

An impossible system time-consuming shit designed to form mental kidney stones

Man- "I'm going to need you to pick me up from the hospital after I pass mathematics today. The pain is unbearable..."

by Swoody January 25, 2010

44πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Mathematics

This cruel word means

Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls so if you like maths or Math you must be crazy

Innocent child: what does mathematics mean?
Someone: Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls

Innocent child: πŸ’€ MOTHER I WANT TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL

by oowasiapainter June 5, 2020

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


mathematics

An arcane discipline invented by the ancients to ensure full employment among pointy headed professors who lack social skills to enter or succeed in any of the social sciences, including spelling. The principal means by which this is achieved is to establish an extensive, cascading order of complexity, such that each class is offered only as a prerequisite to the next.

Mathematics is the language of tenure. Since university administrators invariably come from more serious disciplines, they could give a rat's what goes on in the math department, excepting, of course the math professors' occasional brush with the FBI and kiddy porn.

She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math?

He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop.

by hoze-a March 25, 2007

54πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


Mathematics

A subject taught in school. It is the study of numbers and how they work. Shortened to "maths" in England or "math" in America. Many people hate it but some people (like me) love it. It is a requirement in the UK for most jobs.

Teacher: "You must pass your mathematics GCSE, or you won't get a job."

by MathsIsAmazing October 16, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mathematics

-To mathemath

synonyms : to suffer

Watching a book full of numbers and letters and not understanding.

Something you avoid.
Something that should be illegal.
Something that makes me cry at 2:00 and then comming to a text and seeing a chapter that doesn't even exist in the whole scholarity and nobody have ever witnessed and then getting a 20 just because you wrote your name and didn't understand the language and the calculs the papers were talking about, and quiting wanting to be a doctor because school isn't for everyone.

Antonyms: Happiness, future, joy

Someone 1: Why are you crying?
Someone 2: Mathematics
Someone 1: i see

by schoolisntforeveryone April 9, 2023

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mathematics

Mathematics is a subject used to kill 98% of the human brain cells hence the term Mental Abuse To Humans aka (MATH)

Mathematics kills you.... Math is death

by unanimous0 March 6, 2019

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Mathematics

There is certainty.
Mathematics gives us the power of perception.
Though the physical applications of mathematics may change, the thoughts themselves are eternal and are in another realm of existence.
Mathematics is thought and, therefore, it is eternal and can be known by anyone.
Today we view mathematical ideas as free creations of the human mind.
They are the tools we use to map the world.
Experience is the key.
Although absolute certainty is not possible, we can still attain accurate knowledge and reasonable beliefs about the world and universe we live in through the notions of mathematics.

The World is a Wondrous Place to those who don’t Know Mathematics.

by the_infinitesimal February 27, 2005

33πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž