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Matilde Bois

People may say they’re vegetarian but nobody is as pure vegetarian than Matilde Bois. She is so vegetarian in fact that the dressing she puts on her grass has become infused with her blood. At times Matilde may be funny but typically the memes she thinks are funny are just bad and weird. She also has a very poor taste in music considering she listens to Frank Ocean, however every squad needs a quirky Matilde Bois around to balance out the norm with weirdness

Friend 1: Johnny just ate a cockroach wtf
Friend 2: Thats such a weird and Matilde Bois thing to do

by JShottt November 29, 2019


hana matilde

The best!! Is an amazing BFF not to mention she is smart, funny, pretty and so on... A Hana Matilde is a hard working and dedicated Girl who already strives for perfektion. A Hana Matilde can do it all, and will be there for you whenever you need her to be❤️

I’m not suprised everyone has a crush on Hana Matilde.

by Frankie Simon January 4, 2018


Íris Matilde

A dangerous girl! It is determined and does not accept a no, it has the habit of being desired by everyone due to its good reputation.

It's popular and everyone's friend.

Sex is your middle name.

Íris Matilde a desired girl.

by Matilde November 22, 2021


Matilde

If you ever come across a Matilde you WILL fall in love with her. You’ll get attached to her no matter what. She’ll definitely be the hottest girl you ever see. She’ll easily make you fall for her without even trying.

Everyone has been abscessed at least once with a Matilde.

by secretsicanttell November 22, 2021


Matilde

Matilde is one of the hottest girls alive. She can attract anyone in seconds. Be careful cause she has a spell, her eyes and her smile will capture you forever. And we can’t forget her body you’ll definitely get attached. Every guy will fall in love with her.

all guys love Matilde!

by secretsicanttell November 21, 2021


Matilde

Definitely the most gorgeous woman I've ever known. She is so small yet so full of sensuality. You can't avoid falling in love every time she smiles nor remaining bewitched by her lips moving while she talks. I've been so lucky to get the chance to know and live your every little aspect. You are so strong, so determined despite all the challenges you had to overcome in your life that I am so filled with admiration for you. You know, even though we eventually grew apart, I won't ever stop considering you the best thing life gifted me and feeling proud of your personal growth. Never doubt of yourself. Never change for others again, they will do it for you.

I will fight to get you back because that's the least you deserve. Love you.

Who is that one person who gives you the strength to keep going? Matilde

by MettiuG November 22, 2021


Matilde

Someone who is called Matilde are really nice, sweet and pretty. They will help you with any problem and care a lot about their friends.
They 100% pull bitches.
Everybody loves them, and it's a suprise if you hear that they're single.
Matilde's are the best. They deserve everything nice.

Damn. Look at how many bitches Matilde pulls

by youjustgotcodyd February 5, 2023