adj. Something so incredibly easy that it is unbelievable.
Man, I got a perfect score on my Psych 101 exam without even studying.
Wow, dude that is easy.
Yeah, it was ALMOST Toni Matlock easy.
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skinny prude... but still quite cute, white boy
"Damnett Chance you bit my tongue!"
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skinny prude... but still quite cute... boy
"Damnett chance you bit my tongue!"
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One who buys a stock at the top from a twitter pump and the holds as it crashed 100 percent
Damn, my portfolio red asf.....I got Matlocked son
When a pumper chooses a stock that has already ran and tell his followers to buy at the top so he can get out at his cost basis.
You should buy $GME….
2 weeks later I’ve been Matlocked…
To excrete semen on the face of a "dishonest"" person. Typically this manuever is performed on an unsuspecting and infidelitous partner.
Man, I found out that girl was a complete whore, so I Matlocked all over her mouth.
Def: A person who yells loudly in a military baracks, and/or someone who complains about a situation aggressively to individuals in the same situation.
The 5 soldiers stood in the 3 feet of sewer water, while one of them complained loudly like a Matlock