maui time

The time it takes a Hawaiin to do something, which is usually longer than your average American. Local Maui citizens are lazy, and take their sweet-ass time doing everything and anything. When asked why they are taking so long, one replys " I am on Maui time."

Don't rush me, I'm on Maui Time.

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maui wowwee

Really strong Marijuana From Hawaii

Guy1: Did u get any of that Maui Wowwee From Your vacation to Hawaii?
Guy 2: Fuck yea i did thats shits hard to come by in the U.S.

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Maui Wowie

Better than average kula-grown buds. also the name of a local candy bar.

Hey, I brought back a 40 sack of maui wowie from my vacation. I had to strap it to my nads to get it through airport security, so it my smell a bit nastier than usual.

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maui mudslide

shitting on a girls chest then fucking her, so the shit slides down

maui mudslides are nasty

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Maui wowie

An extremly potient strain of marijuana, usually grown in Hawaii

Hey bro, I just got some sweet geba

What kind is it?

Maui wowie

Ill get Billy Bong Thorten

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maui owie

A form of sexual torment wherein the victim receives an erotic massage with the tip of a pineapple—but is never is able to achieve orgasm.

Yo bro, how'd it go last night? She gave me the Maui Owie, bro—the blue balls are fucking killing me, bro.

Mama Maui

A beautiful silly goose who lives care free and doesn’t lock doors but doesn’t have any common sense and sadly is a Virgio

Alright at volleyball

Big Peen

Did you see that new girl she’s such a mama maui.
Omg you walked in on mama maui using the bathroom too.