mauricio is actually a dumbass annoying kid that like to say the most random shit in the whole world, but he can be smart sometimes
" here comes mauricio, his jokes aren't even understandable"
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A Mofo gay guy with no mofo gainzz to show
-He is one of the fattest in business, he can eat his own friends.
-He goes to da gym, but motherf*ker has been there 2 years and no difference has been made.
*at the gym*
man: who is that fatman
Bitch: He probably is a mauricio, he seems to have a small dick and no gainz
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A bitch who thinks the world revolves around him and thinks heβs good at everything but is not donβt be a Mauricio
Freind 1: ughhh Mauricio is here
Freind 2: fuck
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Mauricio is an asshole he doesnβt know how to keep a girl and is an asshole. People who are named Mauricio are typically man whores.
Did you see that guy Mauricio? Heβs already with another girl
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Self centered narcissistic cheating Mexican who wastes his time getting into fights on facebook post comments. A Fuckboi.
Mauricio is hooking up with Madeline, Elizabeth, Vanessa, and Maria in the same week, he's such a fuckboi.
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A man thot who has probably asked out every girl in school and has STD's
"Mauricio has STD's, don't date nor talk to him and DEFINITELY do NOT touch him!"
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mauricio is a super hot white guy/mexican who can pull any girl (except one). He has the most beautiful eyes and the scrumptiest peach fuzz. Looking at his lean muscles will make you wish he was absolutely rocking your shit (WWE way). Everyone needs a Mauricio in their life just so they can see how much better it makes it.
Julianna: wow you're so awesome
Mauricio: stfu bitch you broke my heart
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