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A talk show, hosted by Maury Povich, which usually focuses on fat woman who cheated on their lovers with their own brothers, and they're not sure if their babies are theirs.
"Robert, you are NOT the father"
-Maury
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The Maury - The act of 50+ men ejaculating into a container such as a bucket, to have a woman stir it using her hands and then precede to masturbate using said hand until conception is achieved. Ten months later all members of the activity are to appear on "The Maury Show" to figure out who is the dad (looser), and who has to pay child support. A.K.A. "Russian Roulette - Family version"
Jim got drunk last night and did The Maury with his sister, wish him luck.
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A show that shows on Channel 11 from 9:00 to 11:00. This show is mostly about people trying to find they're baby's daddy. Most of the time, these are Black people or very obese white people. If they aren't busy harrasing people about their whoreness and taking lie detector tests, they:
-Dress men and women in lingerie and make the audience guess if they're men or women.
-Take a look at out of control teenager whores and send them to jail for a day where they break down and cry liek some pansy bitches.
-Make people confess secrets to their famiy members (i.e.: I burned down your house when I was 5 years old,I had sex with your boyfriend and I think (insert baby's name here) may be his,I am a prostitute and I am 10 weeks pregnant.).
It's a pretty enjoyable show.
Shaquaidah: Hey Misha, you ain't got no school today, whatchu gonna do?
Misha: I mite watch Maury and then go out and get some Chinese Food.
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a show closely related to jerry springer except without the fat whores beating ppl down and he actually tries to help the people.
Maury is my new favorite show.
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Mauri is a very handsome guy. He is Asian and very very attractive. Some call him sexy and cute, others call him a charm.
He is very loyal and will never end the relationship. He also shows lots of respect for women.
Mauri your so cute...
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the only show other than jerry springer that shows that WHITE women are such hoes skanks and sluts they are the most common people on the maury povich show nd seem to be the most common people who have prostituting daughters
Maury:when it comes it to 18yr old thomas domo u r not the father
women:*runs backstage*
man:*cranks dat michael jackson hee hee*
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I wish Mauri would come back, the gas stations only a mile away
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