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maximum brutality

brutality that is indeed maximum

"the nurse fired her cold hands down my cary grants and gave the old town halls a squeeze. fuckin' maximum brutality man"

by frank pubes January 20, 2005


maximum retard

Doing the dumbest possible thing you could do at any given time

Why did you pull aggro on Grobbulus? That is maximum retard

by Fizzywix November 20, 2006

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Maximum exposure

One of the best reality tv shows along with Real TV because it shows natural real-life events unlike shitty, fake-ass, staged shows like Survivor.

"Net week on survivor, Rob gets attacked by a shark OMG OMG!"
*Shark turns out to be a baby that a teenager could catch*

"Next week on Maximum Exposure, see what happens when bungee jumps snap, convenience store clerks fight back, and crazy Indian dude drinks boiling cooking oil!"

by Meijer's! January 30, 2006

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maximum velocity

The act of Grabing your legs and pulling them up so that your knee's are next your ears.Then wrapping your arms around the inside of your legs then Proceeding to shake and wiggle violently.

Brandon Did maximum velocity in his chair intill the chair collapsed.

by Brandon Tropea December 26, 2005

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maximum milf

a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.

"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"

"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"

by MrHat01 February 8, 2009

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maximum tune

A arcade game thats like Daytona USA, only a zillion tims better, produced by Namco the game is relitavely new with two versions. The old version just has the one 66KM (I cant do miles, figure it out yourself) highway called the C1. While MaxiTune2 however has dufferent maps, including one thats so windy you can just touch the pedeal and still win. You can also purchase Tuning cards so when you game again, you stick your card in and it loads your data. You can only play Maxitune 1 cards on Maxitune 1 and probably 2, 2's only on 2's. There is now a multiplayer function incorperated aswell.

I kicked your ass in Maximum Tune noob!

by Uzaiyaro April 7, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Maximum Popo

A major assemblance of police officers or other authority figures (eg. SWAT).

Criminal 1: Look at the major assemblance of police!

Criminal 2: No, it's called a maximum popo!

Criminal 1: Okay.

by dudebro15 August 12, 2009