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Usually a boy who believes his parents fucked on May. Always says dumb things, but is very chill and funny
“May are you gay?”
“May you’re dumb”
“May you’re mad funny”
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No Makeup May... No girls can where makeup during the month of May due to No Nut November which is for the boys
Me: where’s my makeup...
Brother: it’s no makeup may so I hid your makeup
Me: fuck... I forgot!
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The name given to a crazy cat lady who is in her own world. Her best friends are cats, her family are cats and she lives in a cat shaped castle with a wide array of identical clothes fewturing her precious felines. She doesn’t really care what people think of her and her cats, or if she does she always denies it.
“I saw this girl walking a fat cat on a leash the other day man!”
“Oh that’s May the crazy cat lady”
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May is an amazing person until you get to know her. She will annoy the fuck out of you and boasts about being the most satanic person in your group. Though she is good at drawing she will mock anything else you draw.
Person 1: "Oh it's may!"
everyone else in the group: "run for your freakin lives if you want to live"
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If you were born in may your a slut
Dude ariana grande must be born in may
Why?
She is a big slut
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Used to say I (they) have without directly saying it.
I may or may not have had sex with her last night
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Quite possibly the dumbest phrase ever. As if there could, in some other scenario, be some unknown third outcome other than the aforementioned two.
Person: "He's going to be accepted into Yale."
Moron: "That may or may not be the case."
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