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the day your suppose to hit on dev and buy her nicotine.
Oh shit it’s May 17th, I have to go to the smoke shop for dev
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The worlds dumbest bitch was born. She’s also a hoe
Damn she was born on May 17th I gotta blast then pass.
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It’s national tiddy day, girls got to send a tiddie pic to whoever sents you this
Yo it’s may 17 national tiddie pic day, let me see sum real quick
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birthdate of a sexy beast
"hey did you see that girl pass us"
"yeah i hear her birthdays may 17th"
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may 17 is a day of breakdowns. if you or someone you know was born on that date, beware. they have a tendency to do nothing, but cry
person 1: oh no! it's May 17th!!
person 2: ...so?
person 1: it means one of us is going to have a mental breakdown!
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national do your friends mom day
hey man im gonna do your mom
but I don't want you to
too bad it's may 17
May 17 is my best friends birthday.
I love you jamey and happy birthday<3
(i hope you never see this lowkey)
me - guess what
rando - what
me - its may 17!!
rando - so???
me - Its my jameys birthday duh
rando - no one gaf gab.
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