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May 20 is the best day to be with you girlfriend. Did u and your girlfriend Get together on May 20 your gonna marry her
Person 1: can I leave early I have to meet my girl
Person 2: Why os it something spesial?
Person 1:Yes Its may 20 and Im getting married
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I love you If your birthday on this day or if your a Taurus I FUCKING LOVE ALL OF YOUU. If your zodiac sign is a ARIES,TAURUS,GEMINI,CANCER,LEO,VIRGO,LIBRA,SCORPIO,SAGITTARIUS,CAPRICORN,AQUARIUS.
everybody love you and not emotional manipulative PISCES.
Bro: I am a pisces
dude: shut your whiny ass up
dude: at least my birthday on May 20
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May 20 is the official Slap Grace Day where anyone can slap people named Grace without consequences !!
*slaps someone named Grace*
Grace: "hey why did you do that"
You: "because its May 20 - Slap Grace Day - and I can !!"
Grace: "oh okay"
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national fist your arsehole day in england
“why aren’t you out today, isn’t it your birthday”
“yeah but it’s may 20 i have to fist my ass”
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May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy
Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis
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Natinonal give Ariel head day, cause it’s his birthday
Did you guys give Ariel head yet? it’s May 20.
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National shut the fuck up and suck Sergio’s dick day!
Hey why didn’t you talk to me yesterday?
Because it was May 20th and I was sucking Sergio’s dick!
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