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The day the spazziest human being was born - NOT get a girfriend/boyfriend day
"Oh wow Lara is such a spazz"
"Yeah, I bet she was born on May 21"
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May 21 is national give your girlfriend your jersey day! so come on boys
him- are you wearing his jersey?
her- yes!! it’s may 21 national give your gf your jersey day
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national pop a titty for anyone who askes
boy: yo pop a titty?
girl: no why
boy: it’s May 21
girl: oh bet all my girl pop a titty on may 21
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If you’re born on this day, you’re probably one of the ugliest muhfuckas alive. You forever thuggin doe.
“Dis ugglahh boa was born on May 21.”
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International can you take a joke day
She said she likes me, but it's may 21st so it could be a joke
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People who were born that day are wonderful. Most of the time they don't know how adorable they are. EVERYONE wants to do something with them.
1: Hey, did you know that she was born on May 21?
2: OMG no! Let's hang out with her!
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